There’s this guy named Chris Watts he was born (unfortunately) and came into the world (who is responsible??)

He did a thing, and then when the heat was literally catching his ass on fire 🔥 he decided to take out his handbook on how to act super devastated because my family is missing and I have know I idea what happened to them because I absolutely did nothing wrong and I have no idea where my family is and I don’t have anything to do with it. Not written by Meryl Streep, obviously. 🙄

In the interrogation room:

We will call the dude in the room, Chad.

Chad: so like, what happened to your family, mate?

Chris: I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Chad: your wife, Shannon and your kids.

Chris: I’ve never been married or reproduced.

Chad: girl, I swear you best stop lying.

Chris: I am so sad rn, chat. My family is-

Chad: the name is CHAD.

Chris: I know, I was just throwing slang out.

Chad: you know what? I quit. You are an imbecile. You useless nut sack.

Chris:

Chad: you are such a bitch.

I’ve seen people say that Chris Watts is hot 🥵

What. He’d be so, so, hot… if he were in HELL.

The police investigating: Boy where is ya family. This is getting like, totally sus rn.

Chris:

The police: Sir, where is your family?

Chris:

The Police: Dispatch? Yeah. I need a 127127727717712.

Chris: are you ordering a pizza?

The police:

Chris ✨gets arrested✨

Chris Watts is a trifling, meatball head, a cake with ZERO moisture. Fix IT!

Peace ✌🏽 L.W.