Hi. 👋 I’m back.. for now. I have a few posts coming out fairly soon. One is on the case of the murder of Robert Eric Wone. Robert was a lawyer who was killed in 2006. It’s a rather infuriating story, but it’s necessary cause I have a point to prove.

Secondly, I will be returning back to work on Rebecca Zahau’s case. Her sister, Mary wrote a book. I haven’t had much time to read it, but boy does it have a lot of juicy tidbits. So before I put disclaimers, but I am not holding back anymore. Why? Well that’s for me to know, and you guys to read and figure out.

There’s a plethora of things in this world that I don’t have power over. BUT I can weaponize things for the greater good. On my end of things, I have only myself. I made this blog. I filled out an application… for myself. I interviewed myself (almost didn’t get the job) because myself has a lot of attitude. Bitch (me) needs to chill.

Yeah so I have been balls deep on the internet. And if you come for me, I’ll literally eat you and your entire lineage.

I only watched silence of the lamb 🐑 one time. Or is it, LAMBS?

I may be tiny, but I am demented. Just ask my parents. They got me at Sears, in Canada. No refunds. No returns. Just regrets.

Did you guys know, that the inferior vena cava does stuff? yeah.

This had been a post. I had a horrible day, but I also had time to reflect.

I know this blog is strictly true crime, but if you have been bestowed the gift of being unhinged with a purpose, then you’ll understand me.

Fun fact: This blog, even though I legit built it from the ground up, I was accused by fucking CHATGPT that I wasn’t the mastermind behind this.

Underestimating someone is lethal (metaphorically) speaking. But yes, it is me who made the blog, pays for my domain and my name is right there in the title which is funny because it’s like “dazzlingly Lauren” and my blog is pink. I am Elle Woods. After today, I decided that I don’t need other people’s opinions or what not. I believe in my own abilities. Besides, how are we to know what we are capable of if we don’t try? So, on a non crime topic, I invite and encourage you guys to follow whatever dreams you have. Just as long as it’s illegal.. oops I mean legal.

I have no business running a true crime blog, do I? lol but here I am and together, we grow. I put myself under a lot of pressure. For a young gal such as myself. I do this because I care. Regardless if I’ve never met the victims. Sometimes you don’t have to in order to be compassionate.

I have been working super hard on writing a lot of cases to keep my blog active. The downside of this is that it is at the expense of my own mental health. I have my struggles outside this blog.

But I have noticed that my blog has been gaining so much traction lately. So, I will always and forever thank you guys for reading, subscribing, and visiting my blog. It means the most. I honestly didn’t expect this. I just had the internet, a passion for true crime, and believe it or not, a talent for writing. It’s silly these days how nobody knows that great writers DO exist. And running a true crime blog is NOT easy. But this is my legacy. I want people to remember that behind the headlines, there are actual people out there who are hurting. I desperately wish that I had the power to do more.

That is why I changed my major to forensic nursing. It’s so funny how life works out. I began as a small child watching “unsolved mysteries “ back when Lifetime was putting out the good stuff. However back then I was only a child, so I had no idea. Or actually context. I just watched unsolved mysteries and occasionally, Robert Stack, may he rest in peace, is constantly trying to understand the workings of mah brain.

I’m sorry, Robert but the phones are not ringing.

Anyway, I will pick up on Rebecca’s case later. I bought her sister Mary’s book, and I kind of want to run it by her to see if I can use it as a source. In which I’m sure will be fine. I do fight along by her side.

Which leads me to the title: Polly Pocket VS the San Diego Police Department.

I’m an amateur, but I do know stuff. I’ve been working the streets of the Las Vegas strip and the internet. Only one of these statements is true.

I certainly am…. A person. So iconic that they made Rosemary’s baby about meeee.

Anyway, I best get some rest as my demanding lifestyle requires so much of me.

Until next time ⭐️ L.W.

In between time I will post mini deep dives because at the time I don’t have a chance to right now since my dumbass is in college. Who told me to go to college!? That’s right, I did.

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