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Murder Math has returned. Here is a riddle, for you:

One night 27-year old Bradley Pickleberry decided to spend the night at his best friend’s house following a bachelor party. all the men are lit like a Christmas candle. 🕯️

Soon, everyone passes out. Jimmy John Lobster is asleep in the tub, Bob (not Ross) is passed out in the backyard. Jason Vorhees (lol) is hung over asleep in the guest room. And yes, he has his machete. It is alarmed 😉 (take this how you will)

Five men:

1. Jason Vorhees
2. Bradley Pickleberry
3. Jimmy John Lobster
4. Ned Flanders
5. Jack Nicholson

Ned Flanders is found dead the next morning at 7:30 a.m. he is slumped over the toilet with stab wounds and a pool of blood. The other three men claim they have no idea how this happened.

In the home there’s no sign of forced entry, valuables taken, etc. The three other men in the house know what happened.

Flashback:

Ned is having the time of his life. He is vibing immaculately and he drunkenly says that he wants to have sex with Jimmy’s wife. Ed continues to say such things, while Jimmy is livid.

And the next morning, Ned is dead. 😵 oxygen has left the building. Death has entered the home.

What???

Jimmy confesses to the other men that he attacked Ned in the bathroom with a kitchen knife. He is scared. The other men are like “we must stick together” then Bradley calls 911. Dispatchers come, all remaining men are acting ✨casual✨ the police consider the intruder theory. One officer points out that there’s no sign of forced entry into the house. All valuables are in tact.

MURDER MATH!

Think about it.

L.W.💙